breakfasted on the sunrise

If you get naked for money I’m not going to take you serious as a person. I will, however, watch you get naked.

When girls overdose on makeup…

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: ohmyandy, via ihaveabigcock-pit)

there’s so much weird shit on tumblr i don’t even know what’s going on in my life.

wft

i dunno guys sometimes i jus eat chinese food and im like what the fuck is up with rice

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